WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



joe blob 9:28 Fri Jun 17
Pervert song titles?
Thank heaven for little girls.Maurice Chevalier
A Bachelor Gay Am I, from Maid of The Mountains
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles by Michael Jackson
Mandy by Bill Wyman
Back door man

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Saul Bollox 2:12 Thu Jun 23
Re: Pervert song titles?
Anything with the nonce Pete Townsend involved

afan 12:47 Thu Jun 23
Re: Pervert song titles?
Everyones gone to the movies =Steel Dan
not the title but the content, ahead of the game those two .

Badhabit 10:51 Wed Jun 22
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'Little Children' by Billy J. Kramer and the Dakotas takes the biscuit....

Little children
You better not tell on me
I'm tellin' you
Little children
You better not tell what you see
And if you're good
I'll give you candy and a quarter
If you're quiet like you oughta be
And keep a secret with me

Fortunately, the middle eight gets the lyricists off the hook! How innocent the 1960's were.

Far Cough 9:12 Wed Jun 22
Re: Pervert song titles?
Not really perverted but Da Do Ron Ron by the Crystals for it's age was quite out there

The Dew Run Run

frank marker 9:10 Wed Jun 22
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Living Doll by Harry Webb, anyone?

Far East Hammer 7:18 Wed Jun 22
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I always thought there was something creepy about Randy Van Warmer's name, before even getting into his song titles...

jack flash 12:34 Wed Jun 22
Re: Pervert song titles?
Mary Ann with the shakey hands, what she did to a man with her shakey hands (The Who)

DagenhamDave 11:09 Tue Jun 21
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Oh and 'Jailbait' by Andre Williams takes some beating in the pervert stakes. Cracking song though.

DagenhamDave 10:59 Tue Jun 21
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Gavros 8:08 Tue Jun 21

Turning japanese is about his cumface when knocking one out.

Pictures of lily by the Who is another sneaky masturbatory number.

Motspur Park Hammer 10:41 Tue Jun 21
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Albatros by Fleetwood Mac. Full of innuendo. Filth.

redredwine 8:48 Tue Jun 21
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Mary of the fourth form ... Boomtown rats

Gavros 8:08 Tue Jun 21
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Turning Japanese sounds pretty innocuous but there's a line in it about getting "a doctor to take a picture so i can look at you from inside as well"

les marteaux 7:56 Tue Jun 21
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Someone's pinched me winkle by Rolf Harris

Kingfish 1:42 Mon Jun 20
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Liz Phair "Hot White Cum"

Mad Dog 1:07 Mon Jun 20
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I've always thought that
"Get out of my dreams and into my car" would sound infinitely worse if you replaced "car" with "van"

BRANDED 12:30 Mon Jun 20
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She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes


Always seemed a bit out there for a popular song title. One I had to suppress my sniggers from many a time.

Far East Hammer 12:23 Mon Jun 20
Re: Pervert song titles?
another personal favourite is the explanatory intro to "Needle Up My Cock" on Hated In The Nation

mashed in maryland 10:45 Mon Jun 20
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Outlaw scumfuc must be one of the catchiest tunes ever.

On one of the (thankfully few) videos on youtube showing him full frontal, one of the comments is "no wonder he was so angry".

LOL.

Far East Hammer 10:43 Mon Jun 20
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MiM - indeed.

Still, Wayne Kramer's guitar riff on "Gimme Some Head" is one of the best of all time IMHO.

mashed in maryland 10:16 Mon Jun 20
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GG Allin was a deeply troubled man.

Far East Hammer 10:14 Mon Jun 20
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In memory of the dearly missed Pig Destroyer, might I recommend browsing the works of the late GG Allin...

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